“I wasn’t naked, I was completely covered by a blue spotlight.”
“If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly… very slowly.”
“Praying is like a rocking chair – it’ll give you something to do, but it won’t get you anywhere.”
“I have everything I had 20 years ago, only it’s all a little lower.”
“God is love, but get it in writing.”
“God will protect us, but to make sure, carry a heavy club.”
“She is descended from a long line that her mother listened to.”
“I wrote it three times – with a Thesaurus.”
“This is my present, you know. My present from Mother.”
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