“I think sometimes it is more important to be gracious than to win.”
“My children have no prejudices at all. My own brother-in-law is Jewish!”
“I don’t need a psychiatrist. I’m Catholic.”
“I actually turned down an opportunity for a private interview with Adolph Hitler.”
“I am not a grammarian. Maybe my style is eccentric.”
“I’m off to race around the world – a race against time and two men. I know I can beat time. I hope I can beat the men.”
“Lenny Bruce is a very moral man trying to improve the world and trying to make audiences think.”
“Sodomy is in the Bible, to be read in churches. I wouldn’t rule it out of Mr. Bruce’s act if he cares to comment on it.”
“Things said to a reporter in confidence should be kept in confidence.”
“Why can’t I be the adorable one?”
“Doorman – a genius who can open the door of your car with one hand, help you in with the other, and still have one left for the tip.”
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