“So, okay, I’m not a genius. Vincent Van Gogh and Albert Einstein were geniuses.”
“I should have been a son of Einstein.”
“My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew’s and Albert Einstein’s.”
“Einstein, stop telling God what to do!”
“The genius of Einstein leads to Hiroshima.”
“I’m not exactly an Einstein, so I compensate by being more focused.”
“The French, not the Americans, commissioned ‘Einstein on the Beach.’”
“M-theory is the unified theory Einstein was hoping to find.”
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