“While my seemingly compulsive school-hopping has raised some eyebrows among my peers and caused my parents understandable consternation, I do not regret it.”
“I do have to thank my mother for my eyebrows.”
“I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows.”
“In my dreams, I have Keira Knightley’s eyebrows.”
“My eyebrows could do with a trim.”
“Bleaching eyebrows makes me crazy.”
“When I first had my eyebrows waxed, I was pretty disturbed.”
“Well, actually, plucking my eyebrows is more of a hobby than a grooming tip.”
“I had eyebrows and eyeliner tattooed, so I have, like, make-up. How lovely is that?”
“This tragic brow, these closed eyes, eyebrows raised and knotted.”
“I shaved my eyebrows in 10th grade.”
“My eyebrows are a mess. They’re skinny; they’re dodgy.”
“I love the look of full brows that aren’t perfectly done – eyebrows on fleek: that’s the goal.”
“For ‘Brow Struck’, I really wanted it to be able to create natural-looking brows. So we found this really innovative formula that has a very specific type of shimmer that has a reflectiveness to it. Eyebrows are not naturally matte, so the point of this formula is to really mirror that.”
“I’m misrepresented as a scary person. I’m not. It’s all about my size and my eyebrows.”
“God, I used to have really skinny-crap eyebrows. They were such an ugly disaster.”
“There have been makeup artists who’ve asked if my eyebrows are real.”
“I never did my eyebrows in most of my early films.”
“When I was 15, if Stephen Fry had advised me to trim my eyebrows with a Flymo, I would have given it serious consideration.”
“The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.”
“I’ve got crap teeth, crap hair. I never have facials. I still have hairs in the middle of my eyebrows.”
“If you don’t have eyebrows, you don’t really have a face.”
“When I was 14, I couldn’t be bothered to tweeze my eyebrows, so I would shave them in between. One time, my hand slipped, and I had half an eyebrow.”
“Cara Delevingne and I took an eyebrow selfie. We both have prominent eyebrows, but hers are much better than mine. Maybe we should do a swap.”
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