“I invented the historical spy novel.”
“The Laffer Curve, by the way, was not invented by me.”
“Accursed be he that first invented war.”
“Accurst be he that first invented war.”
“I’m a multi-tasker. I was down with that stuff before they invented the term.”
“Californians invented the concept of life-style. This alone warrants their doom.”
“God invented concubinage, satan marriage.”
“Sex was invented by God.”
“Truth exists; only lies are invented.”
“I don’t think I’m the one that invented glamour at all.”
“Technology has to be invented or adopted.”
“AOL invented social networking.”
“I invented myself.”
“The government invented the Internet.”
“I have invented the Thermometer style.”
“Everything that wasn’t invented by God is invented by an engineer.”
“In my teens, I was very insecure. And so I invented Roger Moore.”
“I invented the cordless extension cord.”
“They invented the All-Star game for Willie Mays.”
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