“You have to consume Fig Newtons with either milk or an alternative milk product. It’s like a conspiracy with the dairy industry. They’re in cahoots.”
“Our milk chocolate is very chocolaty. In fact, we don’t call it milk chocolate – we call it milky chocolate.”
“Circumstantial evidence is occasionally very convincing, as when you find a trout in the milk, to quote Thoreau’s example.”
“A publisher who writes is like a cow in a milk bar.”
“I feed my kids organic food and milk, but I’ve also been known to buy the odd Lunchable. My kids are not allowed to watch TV during the week, but on weekends even the 2-year-old veges out to ‘The Simpsons.’”
“I don’t eat celery. I eat raw milk, cheeses.”
“We don’t have milk cows. People have so many stereotypes of people from where I come from – Oklahoma. We don’t ride around in covered wagons, either.”
“As a seven-year-old, I remember when Etan Patz disappeared and was immortalized as the first missing-child face on a milk carton.”
“I think the cereal milk is my most proud achievement.”
“Coffee in England is just toasted milk.”
“I always have eyeliner in the house. There might be no bread, we might be out of milk, but there’s always eyeliner.”
“Cheese is milk’s leap toward immortality.”
“When I started Milk! Records, it was a pretty non-profit making venture.”
“The ease with which barley may be substituted directly for wheat in human food and its usefulness to replace wheat milling by-products as feed in the production of the milk supply render its abundant production important.”
“Coconut milk is the only thing on this planet that comes identically to mother’s milk.”
“Milk Duds and Hot Tamales are what I love.”
“Although I was paid a salary in Ann Arbor, my wife and children and I drank powdered milk at six cents a quart instead of the stuff that came in bottles. I was a tightwad.”
“The two basic items necessary to sustain life are sunshine and coconut milk.”
“My theory about actors is we’re all walking milk cartons. Expirations dates everywhere.”
“’Milk’ doesn’t imply that all gay men who stayed in the closet were cowards.”
“For too long, the producers of non-dairy beverages, such as almond and soy products, have unfairly benefited from the ability to label their products as milk.”
“The way to my heart is through Belgian milk chocolate.”
“I like all sorts of chocolate. Milk chocolate, dark chocolate, anything.”
“The shelf life of a movie actor or actress is so short, it’s like milk.”
“The first thing I do whenever I go to Thailand is seek out the closest restaurant or stall selling mango-and-sticky rice: it’s a little hillock of glutinous rice drenched in lashings of coconut milk and served with fresh mango.”
“When I was 14, and for the next four years, I was lifting and hauling 10-gallon milk cans full of milk. That will put muscles on you even if you’re not trying.”
“My name is Harvey Milk and I’m here to recruit you.”
“There are many other kinds of milk available. Why don’t we try drinking rats’ milk and dogs’ milk?”
“Liquid oxygen is one of the cheapest manufactured substances on Earth. In large quantities, it costs pennies per kilogram – cheaper than milk or beer.”
“It is not well for a man to pray cream and live skim milk.”
“Fortified plant-based milks are delicious and contain all the calcium, protein, and vitamin D of dairy products but with none of the cholesterol, lactose, hormones, or cruelty found in cow’s milk.”
“If Japanese tea ‘stands,’ it acquires a coarse bitterness and an unwholesome astringency. Milk and sugar are not used.”
“A corpse is meat gone bad. Well and what’s cheese? Corpse of milk.”
“My dad had a flock of sheep, which he used to milk, and then my mum used to make cheese and yogurt out of the sheep’s milk and sell it. It was kind of an unusual upbringing, really.”
“It seems everyone knows the value of a cantaloupe or a quart of milk.”
“Written by a sponge dipped in warm milk and sprinkled with sugar.”
“Cows, after leaving the low lands near the coast, are found to be plentiful everywhere, and to produce milk in small quantities, from which butter is made.”
“Shakespeare is like mother’s milk to me.”
“The shelf life of the modern hardback writer is somewhere between the milk and the yogurt.”
“Get off your horse and drink your milk.”
“There’s something kind of horrific about milk. Think about it! Think about what we’re doing. Milk is kind of gross.”
“In the South, we drink the Bible with our mother’s milk.”
“My father was a milkman. So, I delivered milk.”
“Eighteenth-century matrons would have never have dreamed of appointing a redhaired wet nurse for their precious offspring – redheads passed on their horrible characters through their milk.”
“I have oatmeal every morning with whole milk, bananas, and cinnamon, and it’s just the best thing ever.”
“In our house, we do everything whole: whole milk and full-fat cheeses. And I use ghee and coconut oil for cooking.”
“If you do not milk the cow fully, it falls sick.”
“I need to know the price of a gallon of milk and a dozen eggs. I need to know right now.”
“I think Weetabix and full-fat milk is what it is all about.”
“You don’t put milk in chamomile tea – that’s disgusting behavior! That’s not right.”
“Corporate share prices should not be driven by political tax games. Profits, not Washington shenanigans, should be the mother’s milk of stocks. And this shouldn’t be a partisan political issue.”
“I was in the Rockin’ Vicars, which was the first British band to tour behind the Iron Curtain. A lot of photos were taken of us next to milk churns.”
“I’ve never met a general yet who could milk a cow.”
“There’s no such thing as soy milk. It’s soy juice.”
“I get recognized now and again, but the paparazzi aren’t following me around. I get to go to the shop and buy bread and milk, and no one worries me.”
“I was living in a suburban town north of London, dutifully practicing my Mozart sonatas. And the milkman who delivered the milk in the mornings was kind of milkman by day, composer-artist by night.”
“Almond milk is not a milk; it’s not a beverage, really.”
“I really like milk. I’m a dairy queen.”
“During the shooting of ‘Manthan,’ I lived in the hut, learnt to make cow dung cakes and milk a buffalo. I would carry the buckets and serve the milk to the unit to get the physicality of the character.”
“I want to learn how to boil milk. I somehow manage to over-boil and waste it consistently.”
“Milk Duds kept me going.”
“The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.”
“I have an obsession with Milk Duds. Eating them tastes like heaven.”
“Wearing underwear on the outside of your clothes can turn a tedious trip to the store for a forgotten carton of milk into an amusement park romp.”
“Skimmed milk was what they used to give to prisoners and workhouse inmates to go with their porridge and gruel. It’s a punishment, not a drink.”
“Texas was mostly short-grass and tall-grass prairie when modern Europeans arrived here. It really was a land of milk and honey. But when they brought all these cattle onto these relatively small bits of land, and the cattle were allowed to graze freely, they essentially destroyed the prairie.”
“I drink a lot of milk.”
“In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.”
“Usually, about 2 hours before a game, I stuff in a nice peanut butter and jelly with chocolate milk.”
“I’ve spiked a toilet seat before, a gallon of milk, even eggs. If you say it, I’ve probably spiked it before.”
“I was probably a little bit overweight as a child, being passionate about baked beans on toast and Cadbury’s milk chocolate when I could get it.”
“Luckily there were no venomous snakes around Hoosick, N.Y., so I amassed quite a collection of milk snakes, garters, ribbons and ring-necked snakes.”
“If one commits the act of sodomy with a cow, an ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrements become impure, and even their milk may no longer be consumed. The animal must then be killed and as quickly as possible and burned.”
“Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn’t biodegradable? Paper!”
“I love milk. I always drink milk.”
“There is no sense in crying over spilt milk. Why bewail what is done and cannot be recalled?”
“I’m really into oat milk.”
“Sometimes Congress likes to milk an issue.”
“I mean, there’s no point in sittin’ around and cryin’ about spilt milk. Gotta move on.”
“I drink a lot of milk and exercise a lot.”
“There is no essence, but there is a flux that is more real than any instance of the flux, such as a milk bottle or a tiger.”
“I miss Irish milk. Probably not as much as Superquinn sausages.”
“I would say that it’s wrong to milk someone’s misery.”
“Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.”
“I have a dream to provide every Chinese, especially children, sufficient milk each day.”
“Prior to ‘The Karate Kid’, I did commercials – Kool-Aid, Pepsi, milk – and I had always been cast as the all-American nice guy.”
“They told me I gave the best milk mustache of anybody.”
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