“I’ve started collecting taxidermy: I’ve got a red squirrel, called Steve. I made sure he came with certificates so we know he wasn’t just killed for stuffing.”
“My dad liked to boil a squirrel head and suck the brains out the nose. Smaller than a chicken, bigger than a rat.”
“The squirrel that you kill in jest, dies in earnest.”
“Tricker the Squirrel is the best piece I ever wrote. It’s intricate.”
“One tax dodge often used by multi-national companies is to squirrel their earnings abroad in foreign subsidiaries located in countries where taxes are lower.”
“There’s only one Squirrel Girl!”
“I actually put Jubilee in ‘Squirrel Girl.’ I made it a priority.”
“My goal is for a complete collection of ‘Squirrel Girl’ comics to be equivalent to a C.S. bachelor degree. Now there’s a comic that increases in value!”
“A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!”
“You can’t be friends with a squirrel! A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit.”
“Humanity appreciates truth about as much as a squirrel appreciates silver.”
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