“As long as those pretty girls notice me, I don’t care if they say, ‘Ghastly, horrible’… I live for the beautiful angels.”
“I remember in ’37 when trolley cars were so big in New York. It was five cents for a ride… There used to be open-air buses, and you could go up a spiral staircase and sit up on top. Those were great, great days.”
“Death is never polite, even when we expect it.”
“In this business, you gotta hustle.”
“Night after night in the ’50s, I traveled all over New York City. The promoter had 10 acts, and the winner each night would get five dollars; second place would get three dollars, and third place would get two dollars. He always put the best acts on last so the people wouldn’t walk out, and the worst acts went on first. He always put me on first.”
“America lost its face with the debacle of the Vietnam War.”
“Remember, it’s better to be a has-been than a never-was.”
“When I first went on the ‘Johnny Carson show’, the band did not want me, and Carson did not want me. If the audience had not received ‘Tiptoe’ so overwhelmingly, I do not believe Carson would have let me come over to be on the panel after the song.”
“At the start of the ’50s, I had short hair. And I was getting nowhere.”
“As long as my voice is here, and there is a Holiday Inn waiting for me, then everything’s just swell.”
“If the club was empty, I sang to the chairs.”
“I’m the type of person, I cannot waste time.”
“I believe that President Nixon was right in what he did at Watergate. Lack of respect for authority and things like socialism are turning this into a weak, effeminate country.”
“As long as you’re recording and they pay the fee, it’s like a lottery ticket. You never stop trying.”
“I don’t want people to think lm hypocritical.”
“I was in Australia in 1983 and did a stunt in a lion’s cage.”
“I think they should give me a spot on ‘Dallas’ or ‘Dynasty’ or one of those shows.”
“I saw ‘Cynthia’ five times.”
“I hope I don’t give music a bad name.”
“I was trying to find an original style that didn’t sound like Tony Bennett or anyone else. So I prayed about it, woke up with this high voice, and by 1954, I was going to amateur nights and winning.”
“Don’t bury me with anyone old.”
“I’m the first has-been star singer ever to sing with the circus. I mean, Presley sang with the circus, but that was before he became a star.”
“In order to have a TV series, you have to have a good idea for the story.”
“Believe it or not, I’d love to go to the moon.”
“We hear about the Gershwins, the Kerns, and the Berlins, but there were some great little writers like Theodore Morse, Charles K. Harris, and Ernest R. Ball, who wrote ‘Let the Rest of the World Go By.’”
“It was not easy to go into a subway in 1955 at eight o’clock in the morning smelling nice and hanging on the rails with white make-up. I could see people nudging each other saying, ‘What is that?’”
“My parents had to work hard, and I was always looking for a way to make it big – for their sakes as well as my own.”
“I don’t know why, but I felt as if I was always behind the eight ball, so to speak.”
“I had this old wind-up phonograph when I was a kid, and I’d listen to records. And the radio.”
“They say I spend too much money, so they take it and put it away for me. What do I spend it on? Oh, old records and presents and things.”
“You sing fast and hope to get out.”
“I keep recording and recording, but they always stay on the rack and never get out there.”
“We’ve all got setbacks.”
“There are a lot of ups and downs. But there are always people who have it worse.”
“When a person attacks, it’s rough.”
“I’m like a pitcher. I’m either on or off.”
“There is nothing like youth.”
“Some of the best things in life cost just $2.”
“Better to marry unhappily 100 times than to live happily forever in sin.”
“The biggest blunder in the history of this country was when President Truman pulled General MacArthur out of China.”
“I read in one of the scandal sheets that there are UFO aliens living right now down deep in the Antarctic. I believe those things.”
“I knew that someday I would be discovered.”
“Whenever I sang, I said to myself, ‘Maybe tonight.’ I would never let down, no matter how few people were listening.”
“I always wanted to be a big star.”
“The devil reigns in me more than in any man I can think of.”
“I want to get a hit record, and I know I can be good in horror movies.”
“If the cap ain’t on my Crest, if it’s squeezed from the middle and not the bottom, there’s a problem.”
“If you go back to the minors, you have to start swinging and hitting the ball again. I’ve been in the minors since the ’70s semipros, let’s put it that way.”
“The only thing I think of is the next hit record.”
“I’m a very difficult person to live with.”
“I don’t believe in birth control.”
“I don’t believe in Women’s Liberation. No, no, no, no, no. Not at all.”
“I love the past. I read about the past all the time.”
“One day in 1952, I woke up with a high voice.”
“I had this image before Boy George, before the Beatles, before the Rolling Stones.”
“Boy George was only 7 years old when I was hot in ’68.”
“I am ready for anything that happens.”
“The only thing I pray for is the strength to go out without complaining.”
“In this business, you’re as good as your last hit record, and mine was more than 26 years ago.”
“I always love the smell of a bat and a glove, or a hockey puck in the winter time.”
“I always bring my little ukelele along in my shopping bag which my dear, sweet father bought me. After all, you just never know when a song might come along.”
“I don’t think I’m turning back the clock by doing these old tunes. I love rock and roll and popular music. It’s just that the spirits of the singers whose songs I do are living within me. That’s why the songs come out in the voices of the original singers. I’m not doing imitations. That’s the way they sound inside me.”
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