“I don’t hate oatmeal raisin, but it is the worst cookie. Profoundly disappointing.”
“I guess I’m just a tough cookie.”
“I have a vanilla chai latte every morning, which I usually follow with an oatmeal raisin cookie and eggs for breakfast.”
“Happiness isn’t a fortune in a cookie. It’s deeper, wider, funnier, and more transporting than that.”
“If bitterness wants to get into the act, I offer it a cookie or a gumdrop.”
“Elon Musk is a cool cookie.”
“I’m the chocolate chip cookie king of the world.”
“Was there ever a better invention in the cookie world than the Oreo?”
“I like a gooey cookie.”
“Sometimes I do give in to a scoop of sitaphal ice cream from Naturals or a chocolate chip cookie.”
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