“Where do these arms come from, these Saturday night specials that constitute the instrument of threats in bank robberies, or the hand grenades used by terrorists? How can their sales and their import be permitted?”
“I grew up watching ‘Saturday Night Live.’”
“Satire is what closes on Saturday night.”
“Normally, ‘Saturday Night Live’ is about as entertaining as an ocular migraine.”
“I wanted to be on ‘Saturday Night Live’ since I was ten.”
“I watched ‘Hey Hey’ religiously every Saturday night like every other single human that I knew.”
“Who are taking to the witch burning Saturday night?”
“I wasn’t really qualified to be on Saturday Night Live – I’m not like an impressionist or anything.”
“I’d like to do ‘Saturday Night Live.’”
“Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.”
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