“I don’t suck up to anyone or do any of that. I point-blank refuse. I just hate it.”
“I think all my videos suck.”
“I either do really well in spring training, or I suck. I either hit .350 or .150.”
“I seriously suck at auditions.”
“Food doesn’t necessarily have to suck in order to be healthy. It doesn’t have to be terrible to be healthy anymore.”
“Sometimes you have to suck it up and call a number.”
“You’re not just top-10 UFC because you suck.”
“I think celebrities suck.”
“I suck at surfing. I can’t pull myself up.”
“Any divorce is going to suck.”
“Generally, screenplays suck.”
“Some music really does suck!”
“Bouncers suck.”
“I’ve written for every medium except poetry, at which I suck.”
“If they can’t suck money out of the Hamptons, a candidate really has to throw in the sponge.”
“I’m really good at math and history, but I suck in English.”
“I hate prologues because they’re kind of gimmicks to suck you in.”
“I suck at video games.”
“I try to write for women, but I suck at it. I really do.”
“PCs don’t suck. They’re inadequate.”
“I suck at titles.”
“McDonald’s doesn’t suck. It’s just not Wendy’s. Wendy, she’s much prettier than Ronald McDonald.”
“I tried snowboarding before, and I suck at it.”
“I really suck at ‘Smash Brothers.’”
“If I’m super scared or sick, I’ll still suck my thumb.”
“My daughter thinks my shows suck.”
“I couldn’t be a Taylor Swift. I would really suck at being Taylor Swift.”
“Every great device, gadget, electric car, and robot would be even greater if batteries didn’t suck so badly.”
“You can’t be named like a sport if you suck at it.”
“In ‘Scream 2’, they have this discussion about how sequels always suck.”
“Lies suck; they tear you apart from the inside out.”
“I suck at sleeping.”
“When I direct and have to look at filmed scenes of myself, I suck.”
“Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.”
“Taxes suck. They really stink.”
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