“I think bald guys have been notoriously cast as villains throughout history.”
“What’s interesting is a man with no facial hair is less intimidating than a man with facial hair, and a man who is bald is more intimidating than a man with hair.”
“I don’t want to go bald, I don’t know what’s coming up next.”
“For lack of a better term, they’ve labeled me a sex symbol. It’s flattering and it should happen to every bald, overweight guy.”
“Here we have a baby. It is composed of a bald head and a pair of lungs.”
“I have the vanity to think that every play I have written is different from the previous ones. Yet, even though they are written in a different way, they all deal with the same themes, the same preoccupations. ‘Exit the King’ is also ‘The Bald Soprano.’”
“Bald is the new black!”
“What’s so brave about being bald? I’ve not fought for my country or found the cure for cancer – I’ve just gone out without my hat on!”
“When I was bald, I went through a period where I seemed to do nothing except TV programmes about being bald.”
“I’ve played heavies for years and years and years. I was bald. I came to Hollywood. I did a play about junk. I was a pusher, so I played pushers for years and years and years. I did war movies and things like that.”
“I’m going bald. I’m having a major problem with it.”
“The tenderest spot in a man’s make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.”
“I’m real critical of myself and if I take the bandana off my head I’m completely bald headed and go from being 58 to looking 68 instantly.”
“I’m an actor who they said was wrinkled and balding and everything else when I was in my early 30’s. Most of the people who wrote that who thought they were younger than me are now bald and wrinkled.”
“It’s ridiculous, but it’s horrible going bald. Anyone who says it isn’t is lying.”
“Fortunately, it doesn’t seem to have made a lot of difference to my audience that I’m as bald as a billiard ball!”
“I collect hats. That’s what you do when you’re bald.”
“I’m still bald, I just wear a toupee.”
“I was thinking, ‘If I go bald, I might do something like Bret Michaels and have it all attached to a handkerchief.’”
“Older men in my family – back to my grandpa – were basically completely bald.”
“Politics, where fat, bald, disagreeable men, unable to be candidates themselves, teach a president how to act on a public stage.”
“You can’t be vain as an actor. In ‘Ab Fab,’ we were made up as old women with bald wigs and jowly necks, and we looked fantastic.”
“You can’t play hockey with a bald spot, so I’m hanging up the skates.”
“The Falklands thing was a fight between two bald men over a comb.”
“You don’t find me too bald, do you? Old, and bald, and with a belly?”
“That’s the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape.”
“Women love a self-confident bald man.”
“Have you noticed how most directors are either bald or grey-haired?”
“Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur.”
“Being bald is no fun.”
“Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.”
“I’m not built to have a bald head. I’ve got a huge sniffer.”
“Led Zeppelin would never have reformed if he or Jimmy Page were bald.”
“Our trademark asymmetrical hairstyle came about by accident. My sister was trying to get her beautician’s licence, and I was her guinea pig. She permed my hair and didn’t wash out one of the sides properly, so the whole right side of my hair was eaten out. After she washed it, I was half bald.”
“Besides, a bald cap would have never looked real.”
“The bad part about growing older is I’m going bald. The good part is my nose seems to be getting shorter.”
“I realised you could become fat and bald as a director and still remain employable.”
“The bald look intimidates people. Short and nasty.”
“When I was 41, I found a lump the size of a grape in my right breast. I ended up bald, sick and exhausted from surgeries, chemo and radiation treatments. Ah, but I got to live.”
“You can be very successful but still struggling financially, and it looked like I’d have to take a year or two off and find whatever menial labouring work you can get as a middle-aged, unskilled bald man.”
“I cannot believe how fine I am with being bald.”
“I’m not recognised that much. I’m just a bald man in glasses and there’s a rash of them in Dublin. It’d be different if I had a mohican.”
“I’d say my fashion or beauty tip is to take the thing about you that makes you most distinctive and then exaggerate it. So if you have a little bushy unibrow, make it a dramatic unibrow. If you’re balding, go completely bald.”
“We’re all born bald, baby.”
“In ‘Delhi Belly,’ I was bald; in other movies I always carried a different look.”
“Just to confirm to all my followers I have had a hair transplant. I was going bald at 25 why not.”
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