“I like boys. I am not foreign; I was born and raised in Hickory County, Mo.”
“I’m not the type to sit on the porch and watch life go by.”
“I have never retired – I have averaged 40 working weeks a year since 1933.”
“When I first came out with my fans and the wind hit me, I almost took off.”
“I’m the original.”
“If you love living, you try to take care of the equipment.”
“What in heaven’s name is strange about a grandmother dancing nude? I’ll bet lots of grandmothers do it.”
“They planned this fair to bring business to Chicago, into the Loop. But you could have fired a cannon down state street and hit nobody, because everybody was out at the fair.”
“I haven’t been out of work since the day I took my pants off.”
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