“I’m on very good terms with all my former wives.”
“I’ve had three wives and three guitars. I still play the guitars.”
“Wives are around a lot longer than your sporting years.”
“All poets’ wives have rotten lives Their husbands look at them like knives.”
“I’ve had three wives. I’ve had five weddings.”
“American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be so easily divorced.”
“All that remains is the faces and the names of the wives and the sons and the daughters.”
“Five wives can’t all be wrong.”
“Candidates’ wives are supposed to sit cheerfully through their husbands’ appearances.”
“Most political wives are accidental politicians.”
“Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.”
“If presidents can’t do it to their wives, they do it to their country.”
“Donald Trump has had several foreign wives. It turns out that there really are jobs Americans won’t do.”
“What makes men indifferent to their wives is that they can see them when they please.”
“Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.”
“The faults of husbands are often caused by the excess virtues of their wives.”
“Many men hoard for the future husbands of their wives.”
“The calmest husbands make the stormiest wives.”
“All our wives are experimental psychologists.”
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