“The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power.”
“You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.”
“Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you.”
“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.”
“Life is tough, but it’s tougher if you’re stupid.”
“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”
“Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.”
“Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle.”
“Promise me you’ll always remember: You’re braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.”
“You should examine yourself daily. If you find faults, you should correct them. When you find none, you should try even harder.”
“When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his father, both cry.”
“Unless you try to do something beyond what you have already mastered, you will never grow.”
“The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart.”
“An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind.”
“People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.”
“Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence.”
“All warfare is based on deception.”
“The hottest place in Hell is reserved for those who remain neutral in times of great moral conflict.”
“A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything.”
“Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.”
“Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.”
“In a time of universal deceit – telling the truth is a revolutionary act.”
“If the facts don’t fit the theory, change the facts.”
“The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.”
“It’s a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word.”
“Preach the Gospel at all times and when necessary use words.”
“I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.”
“Women are like teabags. We don’t know our true strength until we are in hot water!”
“There has to be evil so that good can prove its purity above it.”
“However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results.”
“A picture is worth a thousand words.”
“True change takes place in the imagination.”
“He was a wise man who invented beer.”
“If you’re not first, you’re last.”
“If you done it, it ain’t bragging.”
“I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.”
“Less is more, unless you’re Al Gore.”
“It is a damn poor mind indeed which can’t think of at least two ways to spell any word.”
“Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help.”
“Large skepticism leads to large understanding. Small skepticism leads to small understanding. No skepticism leads to no understanding.”
“It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.”
“I freed a thousand slaves I could have freed a thousand more if only they knew they were slaves.”
“There is no such thing as a good tax.”
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